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The Tanning Enthusiast
Struggling to explain to people that bronzing is an art form, not a desperate attempt to fit in
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Sunscreen? I thought that was just a fancy word for a tan delay. My life motto is, "Why be a snack when you can be a whole meal... with a side of melanoma.
The Allergic to the Sun Advocate
Trying to convince people that staying indoors is a lifestyle choice, not a lack of outdoor adventure
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I tried sunbathing once. Got a sunburn so bad, my shadow filed a complaint.
The Light-Skinned Friend
Navigating the fine line between being sun-kissed and being transparent
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Being light-skinned is like being in a secret society. Our meetings? Well, they're held in the shade.
The Sunscreen Evangelist
Constantly reminding everyone that SPF is not a suggestion but a way of life
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My friends call me the human sunblock dispenser. I prefer to think of myself as the guardian of everyone's epidermis. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
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