16 Jokes For Lefty

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Updated on: Jul 03 2025

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What's a lefty's favorite type of music? B-side!
What do you call a left-handed boxer? A southpaw-lter!
How does a lefty open a door? With their right key!
What do you call a left-handed Jedi? Southpawda!
How does a lefty wave? Left to right!
What's a lefty's favorite dance move? The southpaw shuffle!

Lefty's Mirror

I told Lefty to look at the bright side of things. He said, Which side? My left side or my left side?

Lefty's Karaoke Night

Lefty decided to sing at karaoke night. He picked a song about turning right. Needless to say, the crowd was left speechless.

Lefty's Dating Life

Lefty went on a date and tried to hold hands. By the end of it, they both had wrist sprains.

Lefty's Dilemmas

Lefty tried to use a regular pair of scissors once. Let's just say he now has a new definition for 'leftover paper.

Lefty's Cooking Show

Lefty tried making pancakes. Let's just say the batter went left, the spatula went left, and the fire... well, it was just right.

Lefty's Sports Career

Lefty wanted to play baseball. He thought first base was just a left-handed starting position. The coach had a 'lefty' talk with him after that.

Lefty's World

Ever met Lefty? The guy's so left-handed, he thinks a right turn is just a u-turn in disguise.

The Adventures of Lefty

You know, Lefty was so left-handed that even his right hand was left! I asked him to give me a high-five once, and he ended up giving me a low-three.

Lefty's Dance Moves

Ever seen Lefty dance? It's like watching a fish trying to climb a tree. But hey, his left foot's got some serious moves!

Lefty's Birthday

I asked Lefty how his birthday was. He said it was alright, but he couldn't cut his own cake. They had to call in righty to save the day!

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