6+ Best One Liners Jokes For leaving early

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Leaving work early is my way of telling Monday, 'Not today, my friend!

I always leave work early on Fridays. It's my way of giving the weekend a head start!

Leaving work early is like a surprise vacation, except it's to my couch and not a tropical island!

Leaving early is like a mini-retirement. I'm just practicing for the real deal!

Leaving early is my way of saying, 'I've met my daily quota of adulting. Time for a nap!

Leaving early is the secret to time travel. You skip the traffic and arrive in the future – also known as 'home sweet home.

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