5 Jokes For Leaving Early

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Updated on: Sep 20 2024

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The Time Traveler

Trying to go back in time by leaving work early
Attempted leaving early to go back in time and fix my mistakes. Boss said, "You can't fix your past mistakes by making more mistakes in the present." Who knew time travel had HR policies?

The Master of Excuses

Finding creative excuses to leave early
Thought I could get away with leaving early by announcing I had a hot date. Colleague said, "With whom? Your microwave dinner?" Now my dinner has a better social life than I do.

The Undercover Agent

Leaving early without anyone noticing
Tried leaving early by using a smoke bomb. Colleague shouted, "Did you just set off a smoke bomb to escape work?" Now known as the dramatic exit specialist.

The Overeager Employee

Trying to impress the boss by leaving early
Tried leaving early to show dedication. Boss said, "You're dedicated to leaving." Now I'm the pioneer of the "Exit Strategy Team" at work.

The Office Rebel

Skirting the rules to leave work early
Thought I could sneak out early by crawling on the floor. Colleague spotted me and said, "Are you leaving or auditioning for a horror movie?" Now I'm stuck in the office horror genre.

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