6 Jokes For Lead Poisoning

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Updated on: Aug 12 2024

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Why did the lead battery break up with the copper battery? It was a toxic relationship!
Why did the lead cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
Why did the lead pipe become a comedian? It had a great delivery!
Why did the lead scientist open a bakery? He wanted to make some 'heavy dough'!
Why don't scientists trust atoms made of lead? They make up too much heavy metal!
Why did the lead chef get fired? He couldn't stop poisoning the well!

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