7 Jokes For Lead Poisoning

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Updated on: Aug 12 2024

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I used to be addicted to lead-based paints. It was a colorful period in my life!
I told my friend a joke about lead poisoning. He didn't get it, but it left him in stitches!
I tried making a pencil out of lead. It was pointless!
I once dated an element. It didn't end well; she was a real heavy metalhead!
Why did the lead comedian become a gardener? He wanted to 'grow' on his audience!
I got a job at a lead factory. It's heavy work, but I really get the lead out!
What did one lead atom say to another? 'I've got my ion you!

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