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The LDS Church has a strict no-coffee policy. It's like they've replaced "Holy Ground" with "Holy Decaf.
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Mormons have a unique skill – they can turn any potluck into a religious experience. It's like a casserole-based communion.
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Have you ever seen someone pull off a suit and tie while riding a bike? That's the Mormon business casual look – professional from the waist up, Tour de France from the waist down!
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The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is like a musical army – armed with hymns and harmonies, ready to serenade you into conversion.
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Have you ever noticed how Mormons are the only people who can make a button-up shirt and a bicycle helmet look like the latest fashion trend?
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You know you're in a Mormon neighborhood when there are more bicycles parked outside than cars. It's like a two-wheel parade!
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You know you're in Utah when you see more LDS missionaries than Starbucks. It's like a caffeine-free invasion with a side of spirituality!
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In the world of LDS dating, "Netflix and Chill" translates to "BYU-approved movie and prayer.
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Mormons have mastered the art of polite persistence. They're the only people who can make door-to-door visits seem like a friendly chat rather than an ambush of pamphlets.
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