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I love how Lawrence is the master of turning mundane stories into epic adventures. He's like, "I went to get the mail today, and there I was, facing the fierce dragon - also known as the neighbor's cat.
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Lawrence is convinced that he's a technology wizard. He fixes his computer by hitting it, and suddenly it works. I tried that once, and now my laptop's in therapy, talking about its abusive relationship.
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You know you're hanging out with Lawrence when every meal turns into a culinary critique. He's like, "The balance of flavors in this microwave burrito is truly a work of art, my friend.
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You know you've been friends with Lawrence for too long when you start finishing each other's sentences. I'll be like, "Remember that crazy night," and he's already there with, "with the talking penguin and the disco ball.
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Lawrence has this unique talent of making the most awkward situations even more awkward. He walks into a silent room and goes, "So, anyone here ever consider the existential crisis of rubber ducks?
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You ever notice how Lawrence always has the solution to everything? You could be like, "Hey Lawrence, I'm stuck in quicksand," and he'd be like, "Oh, just do the quicksand shuffle, you'll be fine!
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I swear Lawrence is a walking GPS. You could blindfold him, spin him around, and he'd still point you in the right direction. "Oh, the North Star? Nah, just follow Lawrence's index finger.
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Lawrence is a big fan of DIY projects. I asked him how to fix a leaky faucet, and he said, "Easy, just give it a motivational speech about staying dry. Works every time.
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I asked Lawrence for his secret to happiness, and he said, "Simple, find joy in the little things." Now I see him smiling at a blade of grass like it just told the funniest joke in the world.
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