5 Jokes For Lawrence

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Updated on: Jul 02 2024

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Lawrence, the Health Nut

Lawrence is obsessed with health but has peculiar health rituals.
Lawrence's diet is so strict; his idea of a cheat day is eating a handful of almonds instead of walnuts.

The Tech-Challenged Lawrence

Lawrence struggles with technology and modern gadgets.
I lent Lawrence a USB drive, and he called me in a panic, asking how to "eject" it properly. I think he was worried it might take off like a spaceship.

Lawrence, the Conspiracy Theorist

Lawrence believes in every conspiracy theory out there.
I told Lawrence the government was watching. Now, he waves at traffic cameras and says, "Hey, Big Brother!

The New Neighbor

Lawrence, the new neighbor, has some eccentric habits.
I asked Lawrence if he had any skeletons in his closet. He said, "Nah, just a couple of skeletons doing the tango in the backyard.

Lawrence the Lawyer

Lawrence is a lawyer, but he's terrible at arguing in his personal life.
I told Lawrence, "You should bring your courtroom skills home!" He said, "I tried that. I got an objection and a contempt of marriage ruling in the same breath.

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