6 Jokes For Lawn Mowing

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Updated on: Jun 26 2025

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What did the grass say to the lawnmower? You really know how to cut to the chase!
What's a lawnmower's favorite dance move? The grass-cut shuffle!
What do you call a lawn that's always on time? Well-maintained!
What do you call a lawnmower with a great sense of humor? A cut-up comedian!
What do you call a lawnmower with a PhD? A grass professor!
What's a lawnmower's favorite movie? The Blades of Glory!

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