7+ Best One Liners Jokes For lawn mowing

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My lawnmower and I have a great relationship. It's always cutting up with me!

I told my lawnmower a joke, but it didn't laugh. It just mulched it over quietly.

I tried to make a joke about lawnmowers, but it just didn't cut it.

I asked my lawnmower to join a band, but it said it was cutting grass instead of records.

My lawnmower is so lazy, it only works on grass that's half-cut already!

My lawnmower and I are a perfect match. We both hate long walks in the grass!

I asked my lawnmower to come to the party, but it said it was too grassy for that scene.

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