17 Jokes About Laugh

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Updated on: Jul 25 2024

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

The Awkward Elevator

Elevators are the ultimate comedy clubs, especially when you accidentally press all the buttons. You’re standing there trying to act cool while internally screaming, “I just wanted the second floor!”

The Inbox Chronicles

Our email inboxes are like bottomless pits of surprises. You open one expecting a coupon and instead, it’s an invitation to your high school reunion!

The Lost Sock Dilemma

Laundry day is when socks mysteriously vanish into another dimension. You put two socks in, but when you open the dryer, it’s like a magician's act!

Traffic Jam Chronicles

Sitting in traffic feels like a forced reunion with your car. You start having deep conversations with your dashboard, negotiating with the traffic lights, and forming alliances with fellow drivers through elaborate eye contact.

The Pizza Predicament

Pizza delivery is like a suspense thriller. You’re waiting at home, starving, and suddenly, you hear a car outside. Your heart races, your stomach growls—it’s like the arrival of a superhero!

The Remote Control Quest

Losing the remote control is like entering a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find misplaced socks and old receipts. You lift cushions, look under furniture, and finally, just as you’re about to give up, there it is—in the fridge, taking a vacation!

The Sneezing Serenade

You ever notice how sneezes are like surprise karaoke performances? It’s like your nose decides, “Hey, time for a solo act!”

Microwave Dramas

Microwaves are like tiny theaters in our kitchens. You put your food in, hit the start button, and suddenly it’s a suspenseful show!

The Selfie Struggle

Taking a selfie is a modern-day art form. You contort your face in ways you never thought possible, trying to find that perfect angle where you don’t resemble a startled chipmunk.

The Bedtime Symphony

Ever notice how your bedroom turns into a symphony hall at night? You’ve got the snoring bass, the occasional traffic outside for percussion, and that mysterious dripping sound from the bathroom—what instrument is that supposed to be?

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