7 Late Payments Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 23 2024

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My late payment asked for a raise. I said, 'You're already making a big impact - on my stress levels!
I asked the late payment for a loan. It said, 'I'm not late, just fashionably delayed.
I tried to pay my credit card bill late. They charged me with 'attempted procrastination'!
Why did the late payment go to therapy? It had too much emotional baggage!
Late payments are like bad stand-up comedians - they both have terrible timing!
I called my bank about my late payment. They said it's like a fine wine - it gets better with time. I disagreed.
I told my boss I couldn't come to work because my paycheck was running late. He said, 'That's the best excuse I've heard all week!

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