7 Late Payments Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 23 2024

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Why did the late payment take up gardening? It wanted to learn how to 'grow' its savings!
I asked my friend if he could lend me some money. He said, 'Sorry, I can't. My money has a strict bedtime, and it's already past due.
I tried to pay my electricity bill late once. They told me I had a shocking sense of humor.
I told my landlord I'd pay the rent late. He said, 'Sure, as long as time travel is included in the deal.
What's a late payment's favorite movie? 'The Late Show'!
Late payments are like uninvited guests - they always show up when you least expect them!
My late payment is so fashion-forward. It's always a season behind!

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