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Why did the late-night reader bring a ladder to the library? To read between the lines!
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What's a librarian's favorite late-night activity? Checking out books, of course!
Late Night Book
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This late-night book promised me an adventure. What it didn't mention was that the adventure involves me stumbling around my room in the dark, trying to find it after it falls off the nightstand for the tenth time. It's like a quest for literary enlightenment with a side of clumsiness.
Late Night Book
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I bought a late-night book, thinking it would be a page-turner. Turns out, it's more of a page-flopper. I've never seen a book so committed to acrobatics. I feel like I need to give it a score after every landing – a solid 2 for the somersault, but a 1 for missing the dismount.
Late Night Book
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You know, I tried reading this book the other night. It said it was perfect for late-night reading. I don't know who wrote that, but I'm pretty sure they've never tried to read with a flashlight under the covers. It's like I'm training for a ninja mission every time I turn a page.
Late Night Book
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I bought a book for some light reading before bed. It's called a late-night book. I don't know what they mean by that, but I can confirm it's not a good idea to use it as a sleep aid. This book is like the Sandman's evil twin – instead of putting me to sleep, it's giving me insomnia and a fear of hardcovers.
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I picked up this late-night book, and it's got a plot twist on every page. The biggest twist? Trying to figure out if it's a love story or a horror novel. One minute, it's all romance, and the next, it's hitting me with unexpected jump scares. I didn't sign up for emotional whiplash.
Late Night Book
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I started reading this book for late-night entertainment. Little did I know, it had a secret agenda to test my reflexes. Dodging falling books in the dark should be an Olympic sport. I'd take home the gold, or at least a lifetime supply of ice packs.
Late Night Book
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So, this book promised me it would keep me up all night. And you know what? It did! Not because it was so thrilling, but because it slipped out of my hands and hit me square in the face. Late-night literature is turning into a contact sport, folks.
Late Night Book
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I got this book that claimed to be perfect for late-night reading. You know what's perfect for late-night reading? A book with a built-in pillow. This one? Not so much. I tried resting my head on it, and all I got was a concussion and an introduction to a new chapter called Headaches and Regrets.
Late Night Book
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Late-night reading, they said. It'll be relaxing, they said. Well, let me tell you, the only thing relaxed about me is my grip on reality as I try to navigate my room with a book that seems determined to trip me up. I guess it's true what they say – literature can be a real page-turner, especially when those pages are attacking you.
Late Night Book
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So, I'm reading this book that promises a thrilling late-night experience. I don't know about thrilling, but my heart races every time I hear a suspicious noise because I'm convinced the book is plotting to attack me again. It's like having a literary ninja in my bedroom.
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