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The Insomniac Writer
Trying to write a bestseller while battling writer's block at 3 AM
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My friends tell me I need a muse. I say, "Sure, do you know where insomnia hides its muse? Because I've been looking, and all I found is a caffeinated ghost and a persistent blinking cursor.
The Nighttime Barista
Dealing with customers who want both decaf and a lively atmosphere at 1 AM
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Late-night coffee shops attract a unique crowd. They're like nocturnal creatures searching for a caffeine fix. I'm just here, trying to keep the energy up while serving decaf to people who clearly took a wrong turn on the way to their beds.
The Night Shift Security Guard
Keeping the late-night office safe from intruders while resisting the urge to take a nap
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My job is to protect the building from break-ins, but honestly, the only thing breaking in here is my willpower against the siren call of the comfy office couch. It's a battle between duty and the dream world.
The Night Owl Librarian
Balancing silence in a late-night library with people who don't know how to whisper
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My job is to keep the library quiet, which is ironic because telling someone to be quiet in a library is like telling a fish to stay dry. They just can't help themselves.
The Overnight IT Guy
Fixing computer issues in a quiet office while resisting the urge to play video games
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They say the quietest places are the most dangerous. I say, have you ever heard the silence of an empty office at 2 AM? It's so quiet; you can hear the computers judging your web browsing history.
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