16 Large Audience's Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 07 2025

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What do you call a comedian who entertains whales? A stand-up orcastrator!
What's a large audience's favorite type of music? Anything with a lot of 'applause'!
What's a large audience's favorite type of cheese? Gigg-ouda!
What's the favorite snack of a large audience? Pop-corn-y jokes!
What's a large audience's favorite dance move? The 'standing ovation' shuffle!
What do you call a magician who performs for a massive crowd? A grand illusionist!

Oversized Laughs

Performing for a large audience is like trying to feed a crowd with a single sandwich. Some are left hungry, and some just get the crust!

Applause Avalanche

A large audience is great until they start clapping. Then it's like trying to talk during an avalanche. Good luck!

When the Large Audience Sneezes

You ever perform for a large audience? It's like one person sneezes, and it's a standing ovation!

Crowd Control

Ever perform for a large audience? It's like playing hide and seek. I tell a joke, and half the crowd hides their laughter, while the other half tries to seek it out!

Invisible Friends

Performing for a large audience is weird. It's like having a thousand invisible friends who only appear when they laugh... or throw tomatoes.

Audience Space

With such a large audience, I'm not sure if I'm doing comedy or herding cats. One wrong joke and they scatter!

Numbers Game

With a large audience, you're always playing the numbers game. One laughs, two get offended, three are just here for the snacks, and the rest are asleep!

Laughter Tsunami

You know you're in trouble when the large audience starts laughing. It's like a tidal wave; you either ride it out or get swept away!

Echoing Laughter

A large audience is like a big echo chamber. I say something funny, and it takes a minute for the laughter to bounce back!

Standing Room Only

Performing for a large audience feels like a game of musical chairs. Every joke, someone's standing up, someone's sitting down, and I'm just trying not to be the one left without a seat!

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