6+ Best One Liners Jokes For landlord

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I told my landlord I needed a rent reduction. He said, 'Sure, we can reduce it... by increasing it!

I told my landlord I needed more space. He said, 'Sure, just sign a bigger check!

My landlord is like a magician. Every month, he makes my money disappear!

I invited my landlord to my comedy show. He didn't laugh, but at least he's good at collecting deadpan rent!

I told my landlord I couldn't afford the rent. He said, 'Don't worry, it's just a small loan of a million dollars.

I asked my landlord if I could paint the walls. He said, 'Sure, as long as the color matches the rent checks!

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