5 Jokes For Landlord

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 20 2024

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Neighbor Nonsense

Mediating landlord vs. noisy neighbors
I asked my landlord if he could talk to the neighbors about the noise. He said, "Sure, I'll do it tomorrow during our weekly karaoke session. It's my special rendition of 'Silent Night.'

Maintenance Mayhem

The never-ending cycle of repairs
My landlord is a fan of temporary solutions. I reported a plumbing issue, and he handed me a bucket. I said, "Is this the fix?" He replied, "No, it's the upgrade. Now you have a Jacuzzi in the kitchen!

Rent Riddles

The mysterious rent increase
I asked my landlord about the sudden rent increase. He said, "It's like a fine wine; it gets better with time." I told him, "Well, I hope my salary ages like a fine wine too, or I'll be living in a cardboard box sipping tap water!

DIY Disasters

When the landlord becomes a handyman
The landlord said he upgraded the showerhead to a rainforest experience. It's more like a tropical storm; I need a life jacket just to wash my hair!

Tenant Troubles

Dealing with a quirky landlord
My landlord has a strict no-pets policy. I decided to bend the rules a bit and got a fish tank. He saw it and said, "No pets allowed!" I told him, "Well, technically, they're underwater roommates. They even pay rent in bubbles!

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