8+ Best One Liners Jokes For lactose

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I told my friend I could chug a gallon of milk. He said it was impossible. I replied, 'Challenge dairy accepted!

My friend said I should try lactose-free milk. I told them, 'I just can't milk that option.

I heard a joke about lactose intolerance, but it was hard to digest.

I tried to tell a lactose joke, but it was too cheesy for some people.

I told my dad I wanted to be a dairy farmer. He said I better 'moo-ve' on from that idea.

Why was the cheese so confident? It had a 'grate' personality!

What did the lactose say to the milkshake? 'You're so cool!

Why did the lactose get an award? For its dairy devotion!

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