bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
Lactose Lullaby Composer
Crafting soothing melodies for lactose-intolerant souls
0
0
My latest composition is called "The Symphony of Gas." It's a symphonic exploration of the various sounds produced by a lactose-intolerant digestive system. Spoiler alert: It's not a lullaby.
Lactose Liberation Front
The rebellion against lactose-free products
0
0
I went to a support group for lactose intolerant people. It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. I stood up and yelled, "Let's make some noise for the lactose lovers!" They threw lactose-free cookies at me.
Lactose Olympics Coach
Training for the Lactose Olympics
0
0
Training for the Lactose Olympics is tough. We have a cheese-throwing event, but the competitors are so cheesy, they end up apologizing to each other. "Sorry, that was a gouda one!
Lactose in Wonderland
Navigating a world where everything is made of dairy
0
0
I met the Mad Hatter, who invited me to a tea party. Little did I know, the tea was actually a frothy latte. The March Hare turned to me and said, "Welcome to the latte party, where every sip comes with a surprise lactose kick!
Post a Comment