bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Cat's Surprise
0
0
So, someone knocked on my door the other day, and I was like, Who's there? They said, Cat. I was confused. I didn't order any meows on Amazon! But then again, it's probably just the feline version of Uber Eats. You never know when your doorbell rings if it's a package or a purr-cel!
The Whiskered Messenger
0
0
When I heard a knock on the door and someone saying, Cat, I was ready for some profound feline philosophy or a serious discussion about the political unrest in the backyard. But no, turns out they just wanted me to admire their whiskers! You know, I appreciate a cat with confidence, but next time, bring treats or at least a memo on why 3 AM serenades are essential for human enlightenment.
Cat or Con Artist?
0
0
Knock knock. Who's there? Cat. Oh boy, here we go. Last time I checked, cats didn't have a package to deliver or a pizza to offer. So, I'm expecting the sales pitch any second now. Maybe they're promoting a new line of scratch-proof furniture or offering security services—because, let's be real, no one messes with a house that's got a cat patrol.
Fur-tive Visitors
0
0
Imagine my surprise when I heard a knock at the door, and I'm like, Who's there? And this tiny voice goes, Cat. I open the door, and there's this furball staring at me like it's got the secrets of the universe in its whiskers. I'm telling you, if cats are going to start showing up at my door and demanding attention, the least they could do is bring a PowerPoint presentation or a snack! You can't just show up unannounced with a meow.
Doorbell Dilemma
0
0
So, I'm standing at the door, right? And there's this knock-knock thing, and I'm like, Who's there? And they go, Cat. Now, I'm not sure if I'm expecting a feline rendition of 'Guess Who's Coming to Dinner' or a real-life Garfield asking for lasagna delivery instructions! But jokes aside, folks, if a cat's knocking, they better have a warrant for cat burglary or some serious whisker-wagging business to discuss.
The Secret Cat Code
0
0
I had a knock on my door the other day, and when I asked who it was, all I heard was, Cat. I think it's part of a secret code. Like, C-A-T: Cats At The-door. Maybe they're initiating me into the underground society of feline influencers! Or maybe they're just looking for the cool cats' club, and I'm not up to their whisker standards. Either way, I'm onto their cryptic paw signals.
Feline Intruders
0
0
I get this knock-knock joke thing, but when a cat knocks on my door, I have to wonder: Is it a furry neighbor demanding rent? Are they here to talk about their litter-ary club? Or worse, are they recruiting for the Paws and Claws neighborhood watch? Because I've seen that look in their eyes, and I don't need a feline FBI snooping around my place, thank you very much!
Cats: The New Door Salesmen
0
0
You know, I thought it was weird when a cat knocked on my door. I mean, I appreciate the effort, but I'm not looking for a new religion, and I'm definitely not in the market for a timeshare. But hey, maybe they were here to pitch the latest in catnip subscriptions! Sign up now and get a free scratching post! No thanks, I'm good—already got a subscription to Avoiding Awkward Encounters with Doorstep Cats Monthly.
Paw-some Door Etiquette
0
0
Knock knock. Who's there? Cat. Oh great, the neighborhood feline association is sending door-to-door representatives now. I bet they're canvassing for a playground upgrade or pushing for mandatory catnip plantations. But seriously, folks, if a cat knocks on your door, are you obliged to offer them milk or just pretend you're not home? These are the ethical dilemmas of the modern world!
The Feline Stand-Up Routine
0
0
I swear, cats these days are taking comedy to a whole new level. Knock-knock jokes? Really? Next thing you know, they'll be hosting their own late-night show, doing stand-up about how humans can't understand the complexity of the cardboard box obsession. But hey, if a cat's knocking at your door, be prepared—they might be practicing their routine, looking for a laugh, or just demanding their own Netflix special!
Post a Comment