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You know you've been fully indoctrinated into cat ownership when you hear a "knock knock" on the bathroom door and instead of asking "Who's there?" you instinctively say, "Come in." You're basically a butler to a tiny, furry overlord.
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Cats and their "knock knock" routines remind me of those mysterious unsolicited salespeople who knock on your door but vanish before you even get there. It's like they leave a calling card of annoyance and disappear into thin air, leaving you scratching your head.
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Cats have this knack for timing. They'll wait until you're in the middle of something important, maybe a Zoom call or cooking dinner, and that's when they decide it's the perfect moment for a surprise "knock knock" on your bedroom door. It's like they're purr-fessional interrupters.
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I think cats invented the concept of "knock knock" jokes as a passive-aggressive method of making you question your existence. They'll knock, you'll open, and they'll stare at you like you're the one who interrupted their day. It's a cat's world; we're just living in it.
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You know your cat is a true master of the "knock knock" when they manage to replicate the exact rhythm of the doorbell. It's either their subtle way of saying, "Let me in," or they're auditioning for a job at the pet-friendly hotel as the purr-fect door attendant.
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Have you ever experienced the horror movie moment when you're home alone, and suddenly you hear a "knock knock"? Your heart races, you tiptoe to investigate, and there it is—a cat paw batting at your closet door. Congratulations, your furry friend just earned their diploma in feline jump scares.
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You ever notice how cats act like they're auditioning for the role of door greeter in a haunted house? You walk in, and it's like they've rehearsed this dramatic "knock knock" routine. But instead of saying "Who's there?" they just stare at you like, "You interrupted my important feline business.
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I'm convinced cats use "knock knock" as their secret code for "I demand entry to this room that I have absolutely no intention of staying in." They'll paw at the door, and the moment you oblige, they take one look and strut away. Mission accomplished, I guess?
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Cats have perfected the art of "knock knock" diplomacy. They'll gently tap the door, escalating to a louder series of scratches if negotiations fail. It's like they're practicing their diplomacy skills, trying to get an audience for their evening antics.
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Cats have this uncanny ability to pick the most inconvenient times for a "knock knock" session. It's always when you're wrapped in your coziest blanket, about to fall asleep. Suddenly, it's like they've taken lessons from Edgar Allan Poe—making you question whether it's just a feline or a specter at your chamber door.
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