4 Jokes For Kneeling

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Updated on: Jun 30 2024

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You ever notice how everyone's obsessed with kneeling these days? We've got people kneeling during anthems, kneeling to propose, kneeling for yoga. I mean, I can barely kneel to tie my shoes without feeling like I need a chiropractor afterward.
But let's talk about proposing on one knee. It's supposed
You know, they say you should walk a mile in someone else's shoes, but no one ever mentions kneeling in someone else's life. Imagine if, instead of handshakes, we greeted each other by kneeling. "Hey, Bob, nice to meet you. Let me just get down here and share your perspective
Kneeling is supposed to be a simple act, right? I mean, it's just bending your knees and getting down. But why does it always turn into a full-blown workout for me? I kneel down to look under the couch, and suddenly it's like my body is saying, "Oh, you're doing
I was thinking about how technology is advancing, and I realized we might have a future where even kneeling gets an upgrade. Imagine a world where we have smart knees that analyze the perfect kneeling angle for every situation.
You kneel down, and your smart knee goes, "Oh, you're proposing?

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