7 Kiss Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jun 17 2024

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! But they're still attracted to the atomic chemistry of a kiss!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... she gave me a kiss! Turns out, it was a cheeky mistake!
My friend asked if I knew any kissing songs. I said, 'Sure, but they're all in a foreign tongue!
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish! But they'll share a pearl of wisdom on kissing!
My girlfriend told me she'll kiss me under the mistletoe. But every time I go near it, she yells, 'That's parsley!
Why don't we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the tomatoes might give you a ketchup! But I can still whisper sweet nothings for a kiss!
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line! But they still know how to hop into a charming bunny kiss!

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