7 Kiss Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 17 2024

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Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest but gained affection – now he's investing in kisses!
Why did the light bulb go to school? It wanted to be brighter! But it still knows how to shine for a radiant kiss!
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! But it also holds the secret to a waist-ful kiss!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! But it's ready to pedal into a wheely good kiss!
I accidentally kissed my watch. Now it's got second-hand love!
What happened to the man who didn't pay his exorcist? He got repossessed! But hey, he still had time for a ghostly kiss!
I asked the sea if it knew any kissing techniques. It replied, 'Sure, just wave and blow a few kisses!'

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