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KISA, Keep It Simple, Stupid. It’s ironic, isn’t it? The more you try to simplify something using KISA, the more complex it becomes! It's like trying to organize your closet by throwing everything in one big box and calling it minimalist! KISA turns simplicity into a puzzle that you need a Ph.D. to solve! And then there’s technology that’s obsessed with KISA. You know, those apps with features that are supposed to make your life easier? They have more buttons than a spaceship! KISA, my foot! It’s more like “Complicate It Superbly, Brilliantly, and Unnecessarily!”
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You ever heard about KISA? Yeah, it's like the code word for “Keep It Simple, Stupid!” As if life isn’t complicated enough, now we've got KISA thrown into the mix! I mean, who came up with that? Some genius who wanted to add insult to injury, like, "Hey, life’s a mess, let’s just slap on a KISA band-aid!" You know, KISA is supposed to simplify things, but it feels like it just complicates them more. Like when someone says, "Oh, just KISA it!" and suddenly, everything turns into a Rubik's Cube. I tried applying KISA to my morning routine once... ended up wearing socks on my hands and brushing my teeth with hair gel! Yeah, not the best start to a day.
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KISA, the acronym that's supposed to simplify life, but ends up being the reason for a lot of complicated conversations! Have you ever had that one friend who's all about KISA-ing everything? They turn planning a dinner into a military operation: “KISA, guys, just pick a restaurant!” Oh sure, let’s just find a place that satisfies everyone’s food cravings, dietary restrictions, and budget in two seconds flat! And KISA in relationships? Yeah, good luck with that! Someone tells you, “Let’s KISA this talk.” Translation: “Let’s avoid the deep stuff and stick to surface-level chats!” Because, you know, nothing says love and connection like keeping it superficial!
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KISA, Keep It Simple, Stupid, they say. But let me tell you, sometimes it's more like "Keep It Seriously Annoying!" Have you ever been in a group project where someone’s all about KISA-ing everything? It's like, "Hey, let's KISA this presentation!" Next thing you know, you’ve got a PowerPoint with one slide that says, "We’re doomed!" And don’t get me started on instruction manuals that swear by KISA. You buy something new, you're excited, and then you open the manual and it's like, "For assembly instructions, refer to our website." Oh, great! Thank you for the simplicity! I guess I’ll just Google how to assemble my new bookshelf!
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