18 Kisa Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 13 2025

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What do you call a kisa wearing earmuffs? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Why do kisas make terrible liars? Because they're always spotted!
Why did the kisa join the computer class? To learn mous-ing skills!
What's a kisa's favorite TV show? Claw and Order!
What's a kisa's favorite movie genre? Whisker-thin suspense thrillers!
Why did the kisa sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
What do you get when you cross a kisa and a dog? A pawsome rivalry!
Why did the kisa bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to reach the highest meow-tain!
My boss told me to follow the KISA principle at work. So, I started answering all my emails with just emojis. Turns out, the boss didn't find the 😂👍🤷 approach very professional.
I decided to bring KISA into my cooking routine. Now my signature dish is 'Microwaved Ramen with a Side of Regret.' It's simple, but the regret adds a complex flavor.
I introduced KISA to my social life. Now, my friends and I have simplified our plans to 'Let's meet somewhere.' It's like a game of hide and seek for adults, but nobody wins.
I decided to apply the KISA principle to my jokes. So here it goes: Knock, knock. Who's there? KISA. KISA who? Exactly. Even my punchlines are keeping it simple now.
I tried applying the KISA principle to my dating life. Turns out, sending a text that just says 'Date?' doesn't quite have the romantic impact I was going for. Who knew simplicity wasn't the key to love?
I attempted KISA in my workout routine. Ten minutes into my 'efficient' exercise plan, I realized the only six-pack I was getting was from the beer I was enjoying while watching TV.
The KISA (Keep It Simple, Stupid) principle is great advice, unless you're explaining the plot of a Christopher Nolan movie. Suddenly, I need a KISA for the KISA!
I thought KISA would be the secret to mastering a musical instrument. Now, my neighbors beg me to keep it simple and just stick to air guitar. Apparently, subtlety isn't my forte.
I thought I'd apply the KISA philosophy to my wardrobe. Now all my clothes are in various shades of beige. I call it 'The 50 Shades of Meh' collection. Fashion-forward or just lazy? You decide.
I tried teaching my cat the KISA principle. Now, instead of elaborate tricks, he just sits there and judges me. Apparently, he believes simplicity is overrated, especially when it comes to treats.

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