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Let's talk about technology for a moment. My phone's battery life is a silent assassin. One minute it's at 20%, and the next, it's plotting my digital demise. It's like my phone is saying, "You thought you had time? Think again!
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I got a new blender recently. That thing is a smoothie killer. It's so powerful; it could probably blend a smartphone. But hey, I don't need my smoothies to double as tech support.
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Coffee mugs are sneaky assassins. You take a sip, and suddenly, there's a drop on the edge, waiting to attack your white shirt like it's on a mission to ruin your day. It's like a secret agent of stain warfare.
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Have you ever noticed how your alarm clock is the real killer in the morning? It's that relentless hitman who shows up every day to take away your sweet dreams. And it's got the worst timing!
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Grocery shopping is a dangerous mission, folks. I'm in the produce section, innocently picking up avocados, and suddenly I'm in a battle with killer avocados. One minute they're rock hard, and the next, they're mushier than a self-help guru.
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I saw a spider in my bathroom the other day. I didn't want to be dramatic, but I called an exterminator. I mean, if a spider is in my bathroom, it's not just a spider; it's a potential serial killer waiting to strike.
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Bedtime is a tricky situation. You lay down, all comfy, ready for a good night's sleep, and then your brain decides it's the perfect time to be a joke killer. "Hey, remember that embarrassing thing you did in third grade?" Thanks, brain, just what I needed.
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Traffic lights are the ultimate mood killers. You're cruising down the road, feeling the music, and suddenly, BAM! Red light. It's like the universe is telling you, "Hold on, happiness – I've got something else in mind.
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Elevators are the slowest serial killers. You press the button, and it's like, "Oh, you wanted to get somewhere? How about we stop on every floor and make you question your life choices?
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