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School Drop-off Drama
Surviving the chaos of the school drop-off zone.
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I tried being the cool dad and blasting music while dropping off my kids. Now the other parents think I'm having a midlife crisis because apparently, blasting "Baby Shark" isn't considered cool.
Bedtime Battle
Navigating the nightly struggle of getting kids to bed.
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My son wanted a bedtime story, but he insisted on telling it himself. So, I said, "Once upon a time, there was a kid who went to sleep on time. The end." He asked, "Where's the conflict?" I said, "Right here, every night at 8 PM.
Picky Eater Chronicles
The daily battle of convincing kids to eat something other than chicken nuggets.
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My daughter insists on a food group called "beige." If it's not beige, she won't touch it. I told her, "Honey, a colorful plate means you're healthy." She replied, "Dad, I don't need a rainbow; I need a beige buffet.
Homework Hero
Dealing with the trials and tribulations of helping kids with homework.
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My kid's science project was on photosynthesis. I said, "It's a process where plants turn sunlight into energy." They asked, "Can you explain it in simpler terms?" I said, "Sure, it's like how I turn coffee into the energy to deal with your homework.
Tech-Savvy Tots
Navigating the challenges of raising kids in the age of technology.
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I got my kids a pet robot. Now, they think all pets should have a USB port. My daughter asked, "When is the cat getting a software update?" I said, "Honey, the cat is not due for a firmware upgrade; it's due for a nap.
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