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Overprotective Mom
Mom worrying about every possible danger at the pool
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My mom handed me a life jacket in the kiddie pool. I haven't seen that much flotation since my last physics class.
Dad Trying to Impress His Kids
Dad attempting (and failing) to be the cool dad at the pool
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My dad wore swim trunks that were way too short to prove he's still hip. I'm just glad none of his dad jokes came out of the water with him.
Teenagers on a Lazy Day
Teens reluctantly dragged to the pool, unimpressed with everything
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The lifeguard told the teens to stop horsing around. They were offended. "We're not horses; we're just trying to perfect the art of not drowning without moving much.
Overzealous Lifeguard
Lifeguard taking the job way too seriously
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The lifeguard yelled at me for running by the pool. I was like, "Lady, have you seen the snack bar line? It's survival of the fittest out here!
Competitive Siblings
Siblings turning everything into a competition, including pool activities
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My sister claimed she could do a better cannonball. She climbed up the ladder, did a perfect cannonball, and then realized she forgot to yell "cannonball" first. Style points lost.
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