5 Kids To Tell Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 27 2025

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The Picky Eater

Trying to get a child to eat their vegetables
I told my son to eat his alphabet soup; he said he couldn't find the letters to spell "dessert"!

The Toy Hoarder

Encouraging a child to share their toys
My daughter won't share her toys; she calls it a "possession obsession"!

The Homework Hater

Getting a child to do their homework
I told my kid to do their homework, and they replied, "I'm allergic to pencils, it's a 'write' condition!

The Bedtime Avoider

Convincing a child it's bedtime
My daughter insists she's not sleepy; she's just practicing for a future career as an owl!

The Screen Time Junkie

Limiting a child's screen time
My daughter claims she needs more screen time for her "virtual pet's therapy sessions"!

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