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Ever played the game of telephone with kids? You tell one kid something, and by the time it reaches the last one, it's turned into a wild tale involving aliens, ninja turtles, and a talking sandwich. It's like, where did my simple message about eating veggies go?
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Kids have this incredible ability to exaggerate the most mundane things. "Dude, you won't believe it! I ate, like, a hundred gummy bears in one sitting!" Yeah, kid, I'm sure your dentist is thrilled to hear about your heroic candy consumption.
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Kids these days are like little marketing executives. They carefully curate their stories to make themselves sound way more interesting than they actually are. "Oh yeah, last summer, I totally went backpacking in the Amazon." Kid, you went to your grandma's house and watched cartoons, let's not get carried away.
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You ever notice how kids have this secret code language when they're trying to sound cool in front of their friends? It's like they're part of a tiny undercover spy agency. "Hey, did you catch that new movie?" "Yeah, totally rad, broski!" I'm just standing there, thinking, "Did they just say 'broski' or am I officially out of the loop?
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Have you ever noticed how kids use the word "literally" in the most dramatic way possible? "I literally died of boredom." Really, kid? I thought you were sitting right here telling me this story.
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You ever notice how kids always have that one friend they idolize? It's like a mini-celebrity worship society. "Timmy can tie his shoes without looking! He's basically a genius." Meanwhile, I'm struggling to remember where I put my keys.
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You ever hear a kid trying to give advice to their friends? It's like they're dispensing wisdom from an ancient manuscript. "Bro, you gotta eat the green stuff on your plate. It's like, the secret to immortality or something." If only broccoli had that kind of magical power.
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Kids have this incredible ability to make up games with the most convoluted rules. "Okay, so in this game, you can only move if you're hopping on one foot, singing the ABCs backward, and wearing a pirate hat." I can barely handle Monopoly, and they're over here creating Olympic-level challenges.
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Kids think their snacks are currency in the friendship market. "I'll give you half of my lunchable if you let me be player one." It's like a miniature Wall Street, but with fruit snacks as stocks.
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