7 Kids That Are Actually Funny Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 08 2025

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!

What's a tree's favorite drink? Root beer!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

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