5 Kids That Are Actually Funny Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 08 2025

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Pediatrician

Kids trying to outsmart the doctor
I asked a 6-year-old if they've been taking their vitamins, and they said, "Only the gummy ones. I'm on a gummy-only diet." Well, at least they're committed to a healthy dose of sugar.

Elementary School Teacher

Kids challenging homework relevance
I tried to explain the importance of math to a group of 7-year-olds. One kid raises their hand and says, "Can't we just ask Alexa?" I'm like, "Sure, let me call her up for some long division assistance.

Birthday Party Magician

Kids exposing the magic tricks
I did a disappearing act, and this tiny Houdini goes, "You just went behind the curtain!" I'm thinking, "Kid, I'm not David Blaine; I need my secrets.

Toy Store Employee

Kids testing toys' durability in unconventional ways
The other day, a group of kids decided to test the durability of a remote-control car by seeing how many times it could survive a jump off the shelf. It's like Toy Story, but with more physics involved.

School Bus Driver

Kids negotiating for better snacks
I overheard a conversation between two 8-year-olds: "I heard Mrs. Johnson's bus has chocolate milk. We need to start a petition." I'm just waiting for the day they demand caviar and sushi rolls.

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