18 Kids School Jokes

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Updated on: May 27 2025

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What's a computer's favorite snack at school? Microchips!
What did one wall say to the other at school? 'I'll meet you at the corner!
Why did the math book look sad at the kids' school? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with a treble maker at school!
What's a vampire's favorite subject at school? Blood type!
Why did the pencil go to school? To get sharper!
What's a teacher's favorite nation? Expla-nation!
Why did the tomato turn red in class? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Kids' School

School fundraisers are something else. Selling wrapping paper, chocolates, and magazines like we're training the next generation of sales reps. Honestly, I'm just waiting for my kid to start negotiating my salary.

Kids' School

Parents' teacher meetings should come with a warning: May cause heart palpitations and sudden hair loss. It's the only time you'll hear, Your child is an absolute delight and wonder if they're talking about the same kid.

Kids' School

The school play is like a Broadway production, except it's all adorably chaotic. You've got kids forgetting lines, parents recording every moment, and the occasional rogue cardboard tree threatening to steal the show.

Kids' School

School these days is like a live-action sitcom. You've got drama, comedy, and a whole lot of unexpected plot twists. I'm just waiting for the laugh track to kick in.

Kids' School

The school's newsletter always makes me chuckle. Join us for the bake sale, where parents compete to outdo Martha Stewart. Yeah, because nothing says 'homemade' like store-bought cookies on a fancy plate.

Kids' School

You know the teacher's a pro when they start sending homework with instructions for the parents. Help your child construct a solar system model. Yeah, sure, let me just dust off my old astronaut suit.

Kids' School

Remember those 'bring your parent to school' days? That's when you realize your kid's teacher might be a secret superhero. Keeping a dozen kids entertained, educated, and alive for eight hours straight? That's a superpower.

Kids' School

I tried to help my kid with their homework once. Once! I asked what they were learning in math. They replied, Dad, it's simple. They're teaching us to find 'x'. I'm still searching for 'y' - why on earth do I need to know this?!

Kids' School

You know, when they say kids are like sponges at school, they're not kidding! They soak up everything: gossip, glue, and apparently, a black hole's worth of lost pencils.

Kids' School

Sending your kid to school is like sending them on a space mission. They'll come back with stories that sound too wild to be true, and you'll spend the night Googling whether goldfish really can survive in outer space.

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