5 Kids School Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 27 2025

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The Mischievous Class Clown

Balancing laughter and not getting in trouble.
My report card says I have a great sense of humor. Who knew making the teacher laugh would compensate for failing math? It's like comedy is my GPA booster.

The Over-Engaged Parent

Balancing homework help and not doing it for them.
Helping my kid with a science project is like trying to defuse a bomb. One wrong move, and the volcano erupts, glitter and baking soda everywhere. I've never seen a baking soda volcano in a science textbook, but it's in my living room.

The Time-Strapped Teacher

Grading papers and maintaining sanity.
My students think I have eyes in the back of my head. Little do they know; it's just the result of trying to read their handwriting on the assignments.

The Confused Substitute Teacher

Trying to figure out the class dynamics and where the teacher left off.
I thought being a substitute teacher would be easy. Then I realized the only thing harder than herding cats is convincing a classroom full of teenagers to do math. It's like trying to teach calculus to a pack of squirrels.

The Clueless Student

Trying to understand homework instructions.
I tried to help my son with his essay on Shakespeare. I asked, "What's a sonnet?" He said, "It's like a tweet, but written by a guy who couldn't use emojis.

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