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I told my kids they could be anything they wanted. Now I have a ninja, a princess, and a dinosaur living under my roof. Career day is every day!
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I told my kids to aim for the stars. Now, they insist on reaching for the cookie jar on the top shelf!
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I told my kid they were drawing too much. They asked, 'What's too much art?' I guess I don't know my own masterpiece!
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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I told my kids they need to eat their vegetables if they want to grow up big and strong. Now they're feeding their veggies to the dog to become superheroes overnight!
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Why did the kid bring a suitcase to the amusement park? Because he wanted to pack a punch of fun!
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I asked my kid to put their shoes on, and they replied, 'But I want to be Cinderella!' Looks like I've got a fairy-tale enthusiast on my hands!
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