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Updated on: Aug 17 2025

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I told my kids they could be anything they wanted. Now I have a ninja, a princess, and a dinosaur living under my roof. Career day is every day!
I told my kids to aim for the stars. Now, they insist on reaching for the cookie jar on the top shelf!
I told my kid they were drawing too much. They asked, 'What's too much art?' I guess I don't know my own masterpiece!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
I told my kids they need to eat their vegetables if they want to grow up big and strong. Now they're feeding their veggies to the dog to become superheroes overnight!
Why did the kid bring a suitcase to the amusement park? Because he wanted to pack a punch of fun!
I asked my kid to put their shoes on, and they replied, 'But I want to be Cinderella!' Looks like I've got a fairy-tale enthusiast on my hands!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!

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