5 Kids Free Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 17 2025

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I asked my kid to clean their room, and they said they were in the middle of a scientific experiment – testing the limits of chaos theory!
I asked my kids where they see themselves in ten years. Apparently, 'in the mirror' wasn't the answer I was expecting!
What do you call a kid who always knows where his toys are? An overachiever!
I asked my child if they knew how to swim. They said, 'Of course! In fact, I'm outstanding in my field.' Apparently, the field was flooded!
I told my kids they were living in the lap of luxury. They promptly sat on my lap and declared it a luxury suite!

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