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Why did the kid fairy bring a wand to school? To cast spells on her equations!
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What did the kid fairy say when she lost her wand? 'I've lost my sparkle!
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What did the kid fairy say to her friends before flying away? Catch you on the fly side!
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Kids and fairies – it's like having your own personal comedy show. One moment they're building forts with couch cushions, the next, they're convinced the tooth fairy has a mortgage on your couch!
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I thought my house was haunted when I kept finding glitter everywhere. Turns out, it's just the aftermath of my kid's fairy tea party. Who knew fairies were such messy guests? I need a vacuum cleaner with a magical sparkle setting.
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I asked my kid what superpower they'd like, expecting something cool like flying or invisibility. Nope, they said they want the power to summon fairies. Great, now I'm on the hunt for a superhero costume with a wand and glitter dispenser.
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I caught my kid having a heated argument with a fairy in the backyard. Apparently, the fairy wanted a higher allowance for granting wishes. I thought inflation only affected the economy, not the magical realm!
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Fairies must have a secret union because every time my kid loses a tooth, there's a dental deposit under the pillow. Forget about compound interest; these fairies are the financial planners of the mystical world.
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I introduced my kid to the concept of chores, hoping they'd learn responsibility. Little did I know, they'd delegate the tasks to their imaginary fairy friends. Now I have fairy maids demanding cookies for a job well done.
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Parenting tip: If you ever want to test your detective skills, try figuring out where your child hid their fairy godparent. Spoiler alert: it's usually in the sock drawer, right next to the invisible dragon egg.
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Kids and fairies have this unspoken alliance against bedtime. It's like they have a nightly meeting where they discuss ways to outsmart parents. I'm just waiting for the day I walk into my child's room, and they're hosting a fairy sleepover.
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Kids have this amazing ability to turn any ordinary object into a magical portal. My living room? Apparently, it's a fairy kingdom now. I didn't know coffee tables could have diplomatic relations with toy soldiers.
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