5 Kids Fairies Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 11 2025

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The Overworked Tooth Fairy

Dealing with the overwhelming demand for lost teeth
Tooth Fairy's new side hustle: selling teeth to the Sandman for his dream-building projects. I guess now your dreams really can be a bit "tooth fairy tale.

The Fairy Therapist

Providing counseling to fairies dealing with trauma from encountering overly excited kids
One fairy confessed they started counseling because they accidentally woke up a kid while trying to be stealthy. "I swear, I'm the tooth collector, not the nightmare bringer!

The Toddler Negotiator

Trying to strike a deal with the Tooth Fairy for maximum payout
Tooth Fairy had to introduce a dental tax to fund all these extravagant tooth payouts. "Congratulations on losing a tooth, kiddo. Here's your money, and here's your W-2 form.

The Fairy Union Representative

Dealing with labor disputes among the fairy community
The Fairy Union wants a dental hygiene clause. "We can't keep collecting dirty teeth. If you want a visit, floss and brush at least twice a day!

The Toothless Parent

Trying to explain the Tooth Fairy to a skeptical child who lost a tooth
My kid asked how the Tooth Fairy gets in since we don't have a chimney. I told them she uses a fairy-sized key. Now my child is trying to catch her with a tooth-shaped trap. "I'll show her my homemade security system!

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