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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why don't we ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!
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The negotiation skills kids possess are unparalleled. They're like tiny ambassadors trading snacks and toys. I'll give you half my cookie if you let me play with your action figure. It's the United Nations of the playground.
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Ever noticed how kids have an uncanny ability to sense when you're on an important phone call? It's like they have a radar for the moment you say, Yes, this is a critical business call, I can't be disturbed. Suddenly, it's an emergency to discuss the color of their socks.
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The scariest phrase in parenting? I can do it myself. It's like watching a tiny mad scientist attempting to launch a rocket. You want to step in, but you also want to witness how far their imagination can go. Spoiler alert: it often ends in a mess.
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Have you ever tried convincing a toddler that eating broccoli is cool? It's like negotiating with a tiny, stubborn lawyer. Your Honor, my client hereby refuses to eat anything green, on the grounds of 'I don't wanna.' Case dismissed.
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I recently tried the parenting hack of hiding veggies in their favorite dishes. Let's just say, I'm fairly certain my kid has a future career as a food detective. Mom, why does this cookie taste suspiciously healthy?
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Whoever said kids are easy never tried reasoning with a five-year-old about why wearing a superhero cape to Grandma's birthday dinner might be a tad inappropriate. But Mom, Grandma loves superheroes! Yeah, but she's not ready for a flying birthday cake.
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Kids are fascinating. They're like tiny dictators with adorable faces. It's all fun and games until they declare bedtime negotiations. Negotiations, you ask? It's more like a mini UN summit, except I'm the one getting sanctioned for not serving a second bedtime snack.
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You think escape rooms are challenging? Try getting a kid ready for school in the morning. It's a race against time and the laws of physics. How they manage to lose a shoe in a shoebox-sized room remains a mystery to me.
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Ever tried teaching a kid manners? It's like coaching a tiny diplomat in the art of handshakes and pleasantries. No, sweetie, it's not 'Give me my toy now!' It's 'May I please have my toy, good sir?'
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