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Why did the boy bring a ladder to the playground? He heard the slide was pretty high!
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to the vegetable garden? Because he heard the corn was high!
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to the bakery? Because he wanted to get a slice of the high-pie!
The Tiny Rebel
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Kids are like tiny revolutionaries. My son declared independence at age 4. He's got a flag (covered in spaghetti sauce), a national anthem (mostly unintelligible babbling), and a constitution (mainly centered around the right to dessert before dinner).
The Bedtime Philosopher
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My kid has a PhD in bedtime philosophy. Every night, they hit me with profound questions like, Why is the sky blue? and Do monsters wear pajamas? I'm just trying to get them to bed, but suddenly I'm on a TED Talk discussing the mysteries of the universe with a 5-year-old Einstein.
The Miniature Lawyer
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Have you ever been cross-examined by a 6-year-old? It's like facing a courtroom drama in your living room. Your Honor, Exhibit A: The missing cookies. My client pleads the fifth and demands a recess for a juice box.
The Sock Conundrum
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Kids have a magical ability to lose socks. It's like they're inducted into a secret society of sock thieves. I've given up trying to match them. My laundry room looks like the Island of Misfit Socks. I'm just waiting for them to form a rebellion.
The Negotiator
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You ever try negotiating with a kid? It's like trying to broker peace in the Middle East. I asked my son to finish his vegetables, and he counter-offered with a proposal for world domination. I said, How about just conquering the broccoli first?
The Time Traveler
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Kids have a unique sense of time. Five minutes for them is like an eternity. I told my daughter we'd leave in five minutes, and she disappeared, invented a time machine, and came back asking if it was time yet. Kids, the real masters of temporal manipulation.
The Snack Negotiation
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Negotiating with a kid for a snack is like participating in a high-stakes poker game. I go all in with carrot sticks, and my son counters with a pair of Fruit Gushers. It's a risky game, but the house always wins when it comes to veggies.
The Translator
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Being a parent is like being a language interpreter for a tiny, irrational dictator. My kid speaks a dialect called whine-ese. I'm over here trying to decode, thinking, Is that 'I'm hungry' or 'I just want attention'? Can I get a translation app for this?
The Bedtime Resistance
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Bedtime with kids is a nightly battle. It's like trying to put a tiny insomniac to sleep while they launch a full-scale resistance. They've got negotiation tactics, diversion strategies, and the ultimate weapon—asking for just one more story.
The Homework Strategist
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Helping a kid with homework is like entering a war room. They've got battle plans, diversionary tactics, and the strategic deployment of cute puppy-dog eyes to avoid the quadratic equations. It's a battlefield of knowledge, and I'm armed with a No. 2 pencil.
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