6+ Best One Liners kids and parents Jokes

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I told my kids they could only have one hour of screen time. They chose 7:00 to 8:00.

I told my daughter she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I told my kids they should learn to appreciate the little things in life. They're not talking to me anymore.

My kids wanted to know what it's like to be a parent. I woke them up at 3 AM to let them know.

I told my kids they should always be honest. They looked at each other and said, 'Is he serious?

I told my daughter she should aim for the stars. She said, 'Dad, that's not how you use a trampoline!

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