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The Janitor
Cleaning up after messy kids
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I put up a sign in the bathroom that says, "Please aim." Apparently, I'm dealing with a generation of kids who believe they're participating in a bathroom-based version of darts. Bulls-eye, Timmy, bulls-eye.
The Parent
Trying to potty train a stubborn toddler
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My kid proudly announced he's a big boy now because he can use the potty. Great, now I have to pretend to be impressed every time he flushes. "Wow, buddy, you flushed all by yourself? You're practically a sanitation engineer.
The Teacher
Dealing with bathroom breaks during class
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The school bathroom pass is a golden ticket for kids. I've seen kids strategically plan their bathroom breaks during math class. It's like they're plotting an escape from Alcatraz, but with more algebra.
The Comedian’s Inner Child
Reliving embarrassing childhood toilet moments
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Kids' toilets are like miniature torture devices. I swear, my elementary school toilet was designed by NASA. You had to be a contortionist just to sit on it without falling in. It's like they were preparing us for zero-gravity bathroom experiences.
The Pediatrician
Discussing toilet habits with concerned parents
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Parents bring in stool samples like it's a prized possession. "Doc, I brought you a little gift." Thanks, but I have a drawer full of these. It's like the parents think they're contributing to some bizarre bathroom-themed museum.
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