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You ever notice how kids and toilets have this weird dance going on? It's like they're in this secret alliance against parents. You potty train them, and suddenly, it's a daily tango to the bathroom. It's like, "Mom, I need to go NOW!" And you're like, "Didn't we just do this five minutes ago?" I swear, it's a conspiracy. They're sitting there, giggling on the toilet, probably plotting world domination one flush at a time. And when you ask them why they need to go again, they hit you with that classic line: "I don't know, I just do!" Oh, thanks for the clarification, Captain Obvious.
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Taking kids to public restrooms is a whole different adventure. It's like entering a war zone where the enemy is germs, and your mission is to keep everyone clean and safe. You've got kids doing acrobatics to avoid touching anything, and you're doing a delicate dance of holding bags, jackets, and maybe even the occasional pet snake they insist on bringing inside. And don't get me started on the automatic flush sensors. You'd think they were possessed by mischievous spirits, flushing at the most inconvenient moments. Your kid's halfway through their business, and suddenly the toilet decides, "Let's celebrate with a premature flush!" It's like a surprise party, but instead of confetti, it's toilet water. Thanks, automated toilet, you're a real MVP.
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Kids treat toilets like they're the latest tech gadgets. They press all the buttons, pull all the levers, and somehow manage to flood the bathroom in the process. It's like they're running a beta test for a new toilet operating system. And as a parent, you become the reluctant tech support. I swear, my kid thinks I'm a toilet whisperer. They'll call me from the bathroom, "Mom, the toilet is making weird noises!" Now, I'm not a plumber, but suddenly, I find myself in there with a plunger and a tool belt, trying to fix the mysterious toilet orchestra.
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Let's talk about the bizarre conversations that happen in the bathroom. With kids, it's like having a tiny philosopher in the house. They come out with these deep thoughts while sitting on the throne, like they've discovered the meaning of life between flushing. My kid asked me the other day, "Mom, if time travel is real, can I go back and unflush the toilet when I clogged it?" I'm just thinking, "Kid, if time travel was real, I'd use it to get some extra sleep, not to fix your plumbing mishaps!
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