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Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to school? To reach the high notes!
Viral Homework Excuses
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With remote learning, kids have crafted some impressive excuses. Sorry, couldn't finish my homework. My Wi-Fi got quarantined, and my laptop has a case of the sniffles.
Vaccine Negotiations
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I overheard my neighbor's kid negotiating like a pro. If I take the vaccine, can I get a lollipop and extra screen time? Oh, and I want a certificate that declares me 'COVID Conqueror'!
COVID Chronicles: Kid Edition
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You know, kids these days are like tiny experts on coronavirus. They'll tell you more about variants than they will about their favorite cartoon characters. Mom, did you know there's a Delta variant and a variant that sounds like a Transformer?!
Pandemic Parenting Woes
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Parenting during a pandemic is like being on a game show where the host is a virus and the contestants are your kids. Congratulations! Your kid just sneezed in your face. Will you take the 'Disinfect Everything' prize or go for the 'Pretend Everything's Fine' option?
The Germophobic Generation
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Kids are like walking hand sanitizer commercials. Before I give you a high-five, let me just quickly sanitize. We're in a pandemic, gotta keep it clean, you know?
The Masked Magicians
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Kids have mastered the art of disappearing acts. They're not just wearing masks; they've unlocked the 'Now you see me, now you don't' skill. Poof! Kid's vanished behind a cloth!
The Mini Epidemiologists
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I swear, kids have become the CDC of the household. You sneeze once and suddenly you're in the middle of a quarantine conference. Mom, Dad, emergency meeting in the living room! Suspect is exhibiting symptoms of the common cold. I repeat, the common cold!
Social Distancing Shenanigans
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Kids have redefined personal space. Mom, can't sit next to me. That's within the 6-foot danger zone! We need to establish a 'No Sibling's Land' right here, right now.
Masked Superheroes
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Kids have embraced masks in a whole new way. It's like they've discovered their secret identity. I'm not just Timmy, I'm Timmy with a mask! I'm Captain Mask! My superpower? Keeping my boogers to myself.
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