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Kids have become the ultimate hand sanitizer connoisseurs. They're like miniature hygiene inspectors. If I forget to use sanitizer after touching the doorknob, they look at me like I've just committed a crime. "Dad, that's a high-touch surface!
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You know you're in a pandemic when your child starts rating the school's virtual learning experience. "Dad, I give this Zoom class two out of five stars. The teacher didn't even have cool backgrounds.
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Kids have this magical ability to turn everything into a game. "Let's see who can wash their hands the longest!" I'm just waiting for them to suggest a hand sanitizer slip 'n slide. Safety first, of course.
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My son asked, "Why do we have to wear masks?" I replied, "Well, it's like having a secret identity, but instead of fighting crime, we're avoiding sniffles. Who knows, maybe your teacher is a superhero after all – Masked Math Maven!
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My daughter tried to impress her friends on a video call by showing off her extensive collection of hand sanitizers. It's like a teenage beauty guru, but instead of makeup, it's all about that refreshing aloe vera scent.
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You ever try explaining social distancing to a kid? It's like trying to teach a cat to tap dance. They just look at you like, "But I wanna hug my friend!" Kid, we all do, but right now, even handshakes are considered extreme sports.
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Trying to teach my daughter about the importance of masks is like trying to explain why vegetables are essential. She's like, "But I can't see my friends' smiles!" I'm just thinking, "Honey, I can't even see your friends. They're all on Zoom.
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Kids during quarantine be like, "Mom, dad, I've mastered the art of negotiating screen time. I'll do the dishes for an extra hour on my iPad. Throw in a bag of chips, and we've got a deal!
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My son asked me, "Dad, when is the virus going away?" I told him, "Well, buddy, it's like waiting for your favorite cartoon to come back on TV. We just have to be patient and hope it's not a rerun.
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