8 Jokes For Kiddie Pool

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Updated on: Jul 29 2025

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What did one inflatable toy say to the other in the kiddie pool? 'Don't float away, you're my buoy-friend!
Why did the tomato turn red in the kiddie pool? Because it saw the salad dressing!
How do you invite a dinosaur to a kiddie pool? Just ask, it won't bite!
Why did the bear bring a snack to the kiddie pool? In case it got a little 'beary' hungry!
Why did the lifeguard bring a ladder to the kiddie pool? Because the kids were making waves!
I tried to perform magic at the kiddie pool, but my disappearing act bombed. Turns out, kids aren't good at keeping secrets!
Why did the musician go to the kiddie pool? To play some 'splashy' tunes!
Why did the duck bring sunscreen to the kiddie pool? To keep from getting quacked skin!

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