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What's a frog's favorite place to sit in the kiddie pool? On the lily pad float!
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What do you get when you cross a kiddie pool with a refrigerator? Cool kids!
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on in the kiddie pool? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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Why did the banana go to the kiddie pool? It wanted to find a cool peel!
Kiddie Pool Tan Lines
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I spent so much time in that kiddie pool that I now have tan lines that look like a failed attempt at body paint. My legs are two shades darker, and my torso resembles a patchwork quilt of SPF despair.
Kiddie Pool Etiquette
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There should be a manual for kiddie pool etiquette. Rule number one: No aggressive cannonballs, unless you want to launch yourself into the rose bushes. Rule number two: Floaties are mandatory, not for safety, but for style.
Kiddie Pool Catastrophes
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You know, I bought a kiddie pool recently, thinking it would be a great way to cool off in the summer. Turns out, it's more like a personal water torture device. I tried sitting in it, and my knees were up to my chest. I felt like a giant human dumpling in a broth of regret.
Kiddie Pool Diplomacy
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I invited my neighbors over for a pool party. They showed up with floaties and excitement, only to see my kiddie pool. We had to quickly transition from a pool party to a diplomatic summit. I felt like the host of the world's tiniest United Nations meeting.
Kiddie Pool Mirage
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I inflated the kiddie pool and thought, This is going to be amazing! But after a few minutes, I realized it's less of a pool and more of a mirage for adults – the closer you get, the more disappointment you find.
Kiddie Pool Therapy
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I've decided to turn my kiddie pool disappointment into a motivational speech series. It's called Floating Through Life's Letdowns. Step one: Embrace the kiddie pool of your problems. Step two: Realize it's not the size that matters, it's the splash you make. And step three: Invest in a real pool next summer.
Kiddie Pool Wisdom
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My friend said, Why don't you just get a bigger pool? I said, Ah, my friend, it's not about the size of the pool, it's about the dedication of the swimmer. That's my motivational speech for the summer – brought to you by inadequate backyard water infrastructure.
Kiddie Pool Dystopia
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I've been spending so much time in that kiddie pool that I've started naming the algae. It's a dystopian society down there – Algae Bob rules the shallow end, while Green Slime Sally is plotting a rebellion in the deep waters.
Kiddie Pool Splash Zone
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I've discovered the secret to making the kiddie pool experience more thrilling – add a water slide! Sure, it's just me sliding off the edge and creating a splash zone that extends all the way to the patio, but who said adulthood can't be fun?
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